Just one more time because it's already tired.....

Adventures at the gym....observations:
* I was fist bumped at beginning and end of meeting my trainer. I was also high-fived halfway and in the middle of the floor by him....i was actually okay with it.
* I can only run for 6 minutes which is the duration of "bootylicious" followed by "the single ladies"
* Asian chubby men are really shameless when they take off their clothes.
* The 50 year old running next to me sweats less and runs more than yours truly.
* Sitting at the juicebar inside the gym is actually not working out?
* Only fat people stretch for a long time.
* It's true. Either the sweat or being on the verge of passing out gives you a rather nice glow. However, it's nothing that would result in a missed connection in anyone's mind.
* First time in a long time i've felt weak in the knees. No, it's not a date. I'm just really out of shape.
* Bring it on betch!