Sadder than first impressions....

* Bachelors to be auctioned off who are too self conscious to take their shirts off.
* Perez Hilton complaining about dating.

sígueme la corriente

When i was 4 or 5 I would beg my dad to take me to the pier every weekend to watch people dive into the pacific ocean.
I always said i wanted to see the divers....in reality....my treat was watching the pelicans catching fish nearby.

When i sniff around facebook

for two hours.....
i realize....
non-attractive people tend to associate/date the non-attractive.
I'm not pointing fingers.
Thankfully most you people are pretty and healthy

When shorts get short

I am....

A white mesh pullover with the word "lady" in pink handwriting.

Bar lovers

Only taken what I've allowed you to have.
And then you leave dancing under daylight
This is the story that ends as soon as sun appears.
This way is better.

Calculating,
not to get to close to you.
Planning,
the correct way to maneuver your hands.
I compare you to the rest of the livestock here.
And i decide to take the next step.

It's midnight,
I will use only until five.
Don't get any ideas about coffee.
Bye darling, it's been fun.

Bar lovers.
A badly applied lipstick in the bathroom.
Smeared mascara.
And the remains of the "rimmel" just made it onto the cup and your hands.

I soak my shirts in one part bleach two parts hope

When i get married i will not have the wedding march playing. Rather, I'm opting for Philip Glass' Knee Play 5 from Einstein on the Beach.
Also when I die I'm having "Drop it like it's hot" play in the background as they lower the casket.
Someone today told me i had good karma.
I said "that's supercute"