I am putting on hold the most unjustifiable tantrum of the year right now. (A) because no one is here to witness it, (B) I eat very little, my balance is off...therefore any thrusting or uncontrollable sobbing might make me pass out, (C) this outfit doesn't go with it.
On the good side i don't have to worry about losing weight or being charming. I have a bowl full of rice in the microwave!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.....
* That's a nice shirt. Oh no, that's your back hair, and your shoulder hair, and the hair between between your shoulder and your chest!
* Use that batwing sweater and fly away.
* Kelly can you handle this? michelle can you handle this, beyonce can you candle this?
* I wish the day had more hours and paper would turn into money.
* Yesterday I sported a old worn knit hat, bleached jeans and splatter t-shirt.....all i was missing was a fixed gear bike and to be 30 lbs underweight.
* No more i love yous....not even on text
* The contents of my living amounted to 21 boxes....16 clothes (shoes not included)
* I'm sorry we don't have a bathroom, I'm sorry you can't pee in my bag.
* Sassy held together by safety pins.
* Use that batwing sweater and fly away.
* Kelly can you handle this? michelle can you handle this, beyonce can you candle this?
* I wish the day had more hours and paper would turn into money.
* Yesterday I sported a old worn knit hat, bleached jeans and splatter t-shirt.....all i was missing was a fixed gear bike and to be 30 lbs underweight.
* No more i love yous....not even on text
* The contents of my living amounted to 21 boxes....16 clothes (shoes not included)
* I'm sorry we don't have a bathroom, I'm sorry you can't pee in my bag.
* Sassy held together by safety pins.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Babosadas in a nightgown
When i'm very stressed out such as at these times I find the best remedy is to go grocery shopping!!!!....?
It's a bit unusual. See, normally i would just get hungry and eat my weight in french fries, rice, bread and any other carb that would pass my sight. When i overstock on spinach, tofu, and peanuts i feel full and a bit more relaxed. I don't eat anything....i just kind of hoard it.
It's different than shopping for clothes somehow because while clothing is really non-essential (lets say 5 fannypacks and 6 jumpsuits).....you need soy sauce at any given moment!
This is probably something i should be telling a therapist really.
I went looking for a muumuu today but found nothing....i'm still waiting for the right one to hit me in the head with a bucket of fried chicken.
I also saw "good hair" today in an okay hair day.
I'm thinking of either shaving my head or the mustache.
It's a bit unusual. See, normally i would just get hungry and eat my weight in french fries, rice, bread and any other carb that would pass my sight. When i overstock on spinach, tofu, and peanuts i feel full and a bit more relaxed. I don't eat anything....i just kind of hoard it.
It's different than shopping for clothes somehow because while clothing is really non-essential (lets say 5 fannypacks and 6 jumpsuits).....you need soy sauce at any given moment!
This is probably something i should be telling a therapist really.
I went looking for a muumuu today but found nothing....i'm still waiting for the right one to hit me in the head with a bucket of fried chicken.
I also saw "good hair" today in an okay hair day.
I'm thinking of either shaving my head or the mustache.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Tears enabling ordinary life....
I freaked out at Kragen today after breaking one set of wiper blades.....
A good man there was probably missing his good deed for the day and helped me install them.....Well, not so much help but he did it all.
I felt like Carmen Maura in an Almodovar film.
Also....i'm not a Disney gay but if Critter Country could ever look like this I'd buy my pass in a heartbeat and in payments
Thursday, October 8, 2009
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