I soak my shirts in one part bleach two parts hope

When i get married i will not have the wedding march playing. Rather, I'm opting for Philip Glass' Knee Play 5 from Einstein on the Beach.
Also when I die I'm having "Drop it like it's hot" play in the background as they lower the casket.
Someone today told me i had good karma.
I said "that's supercute"

Dog lovee

This is about a little lonely dog talking to his owner

Now it's up to me

To roll with the homies.

Butter Lexicon.....

Upon looking in the mirror.....i came up with the following:

Muffin top: pretty self-explanatory.
Weeding Cake top: When you try to squeeze into size 32 pants when your waist is 38+
Cupcake top: Your pants are idle fitting but not so much. Suck it in.
Cheesecake top: A muffin top with a generous help of cellulite.
Creme brulee top: A muffin top that doesn't take showers.

Role Model

It's just different angles

I said I love you....

And that's KINDA forever......


..........until............


Brad breaks up with his boyfriend.