My next project

Is a map of love ordered chronologically aided by "proofs"....more to come.

I hadn't realized this until just now but....

This exact time 4 years ago the earth moved 1 inch from where i stood......4 years later this exact time....it looks like it's doing it again!

Side Streets

I tempt fate on a daily basis, but i when come up to answer there's no dial tone.

Shitters

When did i stop being funny?
I think it was between me learning how to crochet and the discovery that harem pants are actually quite comfortable.
I wanna toast your bread, and by that i mean hold your hand while you bring me breakfast to bed.

You said i began this messy state of love affairs....

In the late happenings of me doing an art installation that evolved in a theme of love found and lost and regained and then lost again I found myself in a vulnerable position. Today I kept reviewing files and notes that i'm going to use in the piece and i couldn't help but feel hopeless. I ended up at a coffee shop staring at the one creepy guy that constantly hangs out there. I used to think he was just plain creepy, but then he began talking to a group of strangers and he seemed quite articulate and eloquent. And then i freaked out! What if in 3 years i become him!???? (minus the poor hygiene....that will never happen). I'm gonna end up dressed in black, with no friends, no lover, talking to random strangers about morrisey (who i don't even like) and how the cops keep busting my balls! I'm a loser.

You can suck a juicyfruit, or i can schedule you and appointment to watch a haircut

Going to a space themed party in the next few weeks. Here's all i got:
* Leslie Hall, just because everything is shiny in gold or silver lame. Hard to find gold unitard. Hard to fit into one.
* Laika, the first dog (bitch) in space.
* Things you'd like to send to space (Rennee Zellwegger, acid wash, your boyfriend's horrible eating habits, complex carbohydrates, exercise)
* Paper mache an astrounaut helmet.....you can call anything "(blank) in space" with an astrounaut helmet.
* Valentin from the movie Valentin
* Bearbarella (leaning towards this one)

Suggestions encouraged.....

Just one more time because it's already tired.....

Adventures at the gym....observations:
* I was fist bumped at beginning and end of meeting my trainer. I was also high-fived halfway and in the middle of the floor by him....i was actually okay with it.
* I can only run for 6 minutes which is the duration of "bootylicious" followed by "the single ladies"
* Asian chubby men are really shameless when they take off their clothes.
* The 50 year old running next to me sweats less and runs more than yours truly.
* Sitting at the juicebar inside the gym is actually not working out?
* Only fat people stretch for a long time.
* It's true. Either the sweat or being on the verge of passing out gives you a rather nice glow. However, it's nothing that would result in a missed connection in anyone's mind.
* First time in a long time i've felt weak in the knees. No, it's not a date. I'm just really out of shape.
* Bring it on betch!