Monday, November 30, 2009

Really....

No one cares about aim anymore.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.....

* That's a nice shirt. Oh no, that's your back hair, and your shoulder hair, and the hair between between your shoulder and your chest!
* Use that batwing sweater and fly away.
* Kelly can you handle this? michelle can you handle this, beyonce can you candle this?
* I wish the day had more hours and paper would turn into money.
* Yesterday I sported a old worn knit hat, bleached jeans and splatter t-shirt.....all i was missing was a fixed gear bike and to be 30 lbs underweight.
* No more i love yous....not even on text
* The contents of my living amounted to 21 boxes....16 clothes (shoes not included)
* I'm sorry we don't have a bathroom, I'm sorry you can't pee in my bag.
* Sassy held together by safety pins.