Sunday, December 13, 2009

Butter Lexicon.....

Upon looking in the mirror.....i came up with the following:

Muffin top: pretty self-explanatory.
Weeding Cake top: When you try to squeeze into size 32 pants when your waist is 38+
Cupcake top: Your pants are idle fitting but not so much. Suck it in.
Cheesecake top: A muffin top with a generous help of cellulite.
Creme brulee top: A muffin top that doesn't take showers.

No comments:

Post a Comment