Dog lovee

This is about a little lonely dog talking to his owner

Now it's up to me

To roll with the homies.

Butter Lexicon.....

Upon looking in the mirror.....i came up with the following:

Muffin top: pretty self-explanatory.
Weeding Cake top: When you try to squeeze into size 32 pants when your waist is 38+
Cupcake top: Your pants are idle fitting but not so much. Suck it in.
Cheesecake top: A muffin top with a generous help of cellulite.
Creme brulee top: A muffin top that doesn't take showers.

Role Model

It's just different angles

I said I love you....

And that's KINDA forever......


..........until............


Brad breaks up with his boyfriend.

I will take that raincheck please.....

I am putting on hold the most unjustifiable tantrum of the year right now. (A) because no one is here to witness it, (B) I eat very little, my balance is off...therefore any thrusting or uncontrollable sobbing might make me pass out, (C) this outfit doesn't go with it.
On the good side i don't have to worry about losing weight or being charming. I have a bowl full of rice in the microwave!